Chapter 34: Red flags

 Ever thought what's my Red flags are?

I mean i never dated so i have yet to get rejected and then get the counselling on what would have been my red flag if i was the reason, and if she is the one and broke up with the sentence like "Its not you -Its me" then i will find a psychologist for her too, well already breaking up so as well part with costly gift. Of course, i will just introduce them, Not book the appointment. 

So if you are a avid reader of this blog you may would have understood my personality a bit right? or it might be possible i had put it in writing what type of person am i.

I do like sarcasm and sometimes its just natural but not enough to make me humour specialist. 

So sometimes i do hey...

we were talking about my red flags.

So straight to My Red flags

I have never counted them, so lets just go with list as we write:

My biggest red flag should be I Don't want to give birth to my children. Or to state it better i don't want to produce kids. Now this is not absolute, its just me with this feeling from childhood and i don't see any issue with it. Maybe my thoughts can change when i am older but as of now, if you are someone who will be my future partner, please keep this thought of mine and match it with your check list.

Well with elephant out of this room,

My 2nd red flag could be i am not sure if what i do or ask is kiddish or amateurish, so in simple words sometimes i might come out at dumb or courageous and sometimes just a silent lamb. So this is in context to social situation. I might not be right fit in a large group of people. I am definitely working on some aspects of this, but take this point to mind too.

My 3rd red flag, i don't like ludo or the games which are usually luck based and lengthy. Although i don't hate them, and maybe in fomo or peer pressure play them but i don't really enjoy them.   

My 4th red flag could come with restrictions and this could be taboo too, i don't drink and smoke and i expect the person i may choose to be with my life should also be conscious enough not to drink and smoke. Now its hypocritical of me to say this because i might have people i know who does these things but i am trying to stay within distance with them now, and Even though how brilliant, artistic you would be, if you are someone enjoys the solace of alcohol and smoke i don't think i will be enjoying your company much. 

This also increases my red flag count, I can't dance .... and abuse. 

so dancing doesn't come naturally to me nor i am learning any dance form to impress anyone, so don't expect me to dance. Well singing is natural to me but its a apocalypse for others if i open my mouth. For the abuse part, if there were something to happen i might be the guy who says sorry first and try to sort the situation. I am no will smith, I am no Raj or Raghuveer, i am just a scared men who does not want troubles in life, so if peace is the solution, I might be the first one to suggest it, However, injustice is something which i can't bear too. So maybe i might stand up and voice my opinions and maybe i will use my arms but that's would be only be the last case scenario.

I think these are all my red flags which i am aware of for myself, Maybe i will find more later if i started dating but that's shouldn't be in near future.  maybe never maybe tomorrow or is this a confession.

just kidding. 

i have written this quite early and on the special day of this year, so something might already be outdated, so if you see some changes in me do let me know.

Oh in case you are curious why is 34th uploaded today, I was just lazy, no double meanings behind it like 43 but spelled 34, its just honest laziness and absurd shit talk.

Adios 

Brianil.

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